Monday, March 3, 2008

My life and what we should do in this country.

I wanted to post this because it is exactly what we should do. The bible says to help
neighbor and to love them. It says nothing about supporting them!

My pastor yesterday preached about what we live for. From Philippians 1:19-26 He said
that whatever gets our hearts pumping is what we live for. I can definitely say I live for
politics and conservative values. I am not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing.
I know the proper answer to that question is Jesus, but isn't spreading true conservative
principles part of that. What do y'all think?


My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the
Iraq regime has
been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
mission in
Iraq is complete

This morning I gave th e order for a complete removal of all American
forces from
Iraq this action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
time to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short.
United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of
the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's
nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of
both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
Iraqi war..

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money
toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that
note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you
down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try
France, or maybe China.

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
Germany, and
Russia Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
diplomatic vehicles located in
Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
crushed I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of
the finest chop shops in the world. I love
New York

A special note to our neighbors.
Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely
to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might not cross us for a

Mexico is also on List 2 The President and his entire corrupt government
really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and
infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put'em?
Yep, border security.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty -starting

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for
oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for
decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I
refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.
Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "Darn Tootin."

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America It is time to eliminate
homelessness in America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought.
Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to
speak Arabic.

God bless America. Thank you and good night.

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